Wednesday, July 22, 2009

The New Danger


So as America wages a new global war on terror, (yes, I know I'm somewhat late on this one) what about the domestic front? The very thing that scares Americans more than anything else in the world is not the fear that people will invade our cities or that extremest rhetoric will overtake the minds of our young.
No.
What Americans fear the most is that we will have to spend only the money that we earn or only purchase things that we need.
The faltering economy can, in part be blamed on individuals like Mr. Sullivan who lead AIG to nearly collapse leading Americans to pay for its restoration. Further, as a result of our faltering financial institutions we are forced to tighten our belts in response.
Americans are still afraid. If we really want to send out a message to those extremist about how pure democracy is and how well it works, we must make an example of our own domestic terrorists. In the coming days I urge you all to send letters to the Obama administration to root out these terrorists, find them in their multimillion dollar caves bomb their villages and take prisoners when needed. hold them in cells and with the same regard as Shabaab and Al-queda I guarantee that Americans would feel freer than ever, the economy would rebound and these peasants would stop complaining about the gas prices.

1 comment:

  1. good way of looking at things. as well as funny. you sir, are a statesman.

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