Do you order food from the same place several times a week? If so here a sure fire way to get a free, whatever you like. Let's say you like cheesesteaks. Call your favorite sub shop and ask for a cheesesteak with whatever you want on it and right before you hang up stress to the person on the other end the phone that you "don't want no onions." Do this a few more times and each time stress even more ephatically "I don't want no onions".
Now you've laid the groundwork.
After you feel that you've set the stage go to the resturant in person and complain that you are a loyal customer and you feel unappreciated because you stress over and over that you "don't want no onions" and that exactly what you get. You haven't had an onion in weeks, become irate and demand a refund and there you go, free sandwich
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