When Men Were Men

So this morning I had "Rock Steady" stuck in me head and i decided to check it out on youtube. I have come upon a startling revelation, the Black man's mustache quality has degraded precipitously since the 80s. Bear in mind the whispers were quite possibly the worlds oldest boy band. Nevertheless, I am a man with robust facial hair and I've been so since 14 yet feel that I couldn't even muster the facial geography to cultivate such a wonderful crumb duster. These guys were just flaunting those things as they paraded about the stage. There wasn't a mustache guy that everyone tried to equal, but several masterfully drafted lip warmers. how was this so?