Tuesday, November 9, 2010

I've Done It!

In an all out effort to forge a lasting black identity I have created the blackest name ever and the good news is it's unisex. What is this gem of a name Tymarshantay. I've combined the blackest syllables in creation and created the blackest possible names.

for a second, imagine the possibilities...

President Obama announces the new Czar of Black relations, Tymarshantay

Noted Harvard scholar and professor of Black studies, Tymarshantay

The lead arbitrator of the U.S. reparations settlement, Tymarshantay

The man responsible for de-romanticizing pimping and drug dealing, Tymarshantay


Black people come together. We have a banner under which to demonstrate our collective pride and aptitude.

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